Saturday, September 30, 2006

I think I've fallen in love with this girl. We will be together forever while her zombie minions take over the high school.

Friday, September 22, 2006


Tell it to the one-legged man so he can bump it off down the road

Thursday, September 21, 2006


Monday, September 04, 2006

Holy crap, Steve Irwin died. He wasn't even doing anything particularly stupid at the time. The world shall be bereft of his "Croikey" forevermore.

everyone you know is workin' for the man

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Okay, what if a rebellion seized control of the government...but the president escaped...and he and his secretary fought a two-person guerrilla war against the usurpers...IN THEIR GIANT ROBOT? And screamed things like "I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE GREAT UNITED STATES! YEEEEAAAAH! HOW D'YOU LIKE ME NOW?" It'd be kickass, that's what. See the trailer. I am soooo buying this game.

traveled all around the world and only stupid people are breeding

Saturday, September 02, 2006

I have two questions.

First, what's the highest point on Earth from which one could hang-glide without death? I imagine the higher the point, the more drop space there would need to be from the jump point to the next solid surface, as thinner air would provide less lift.

Second, has anyone ever hang-glided (hang-glid, hang-glidded, etc.) from it?

we'll never live forever, but maybe things could be worse