Thursday, April 27, 2006

When a clown car crashes, apparently balloon animals pop out of the steering wheel.

In other news,

Could you survive in a horror movie?

YOU'RE A SURVIVOR!!You're also very, very boring. You see, horror movies are full of idiot teenagers for a reason. That's the only way they can make slow-lurching zombies, flesh-eating inbred country bumpkins and giant sentient blobs seem frightening. Go back and trip over a few branches or fumble your shotgun shells at a crucial moment or something.
Take this quiz!

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